Slurpees&Pizza
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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude


zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud


meladoodle:

i saw this girl that was ridiculously pretty today and i muttered under my breath “you have so much power…i need that power” and i think she may have heard me


harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

image


snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence


yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic